lcdsound:

i’m going to start a celebrity gossip magazine with untrue yet completely pointless gossip and my first article will be accusing andrew garfield of having sensitive teeth

pinkishknees:

boys, and their ………

………sof tummies

hxasinthus:

being naked is not sexy. wearing a white 18th century shirt with poofy sleeves tucked into a pair of black high waisted trousers is sexy. there are no exceptions

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

instead of saying “i want to kill myself” whenever something bad happens to me as a result of circumstances beyond my control i’ve started saying “i’m going to kill god” and it’s honestly done wonders for my self-esteem

you know what? 2019 mood

racial:

racial:

might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water

i have to pee

heavensghost:

lovesong - the cure

galrax:

i don’t get how straight couples work like who’s sasuke and who’s naruto ??